A sauna in japan. A tall finnish man is sitting there.
He sweats and smiles.
Suddenly, the currently most popular members of akb 48 come into the sauna as well.
They giggle at him but he stays cool.
Lots of steam hides the view for a while
Steam goes away, the AKB sluts notice a BULGE (OwO) on the finnish man
He smiles at them and grabs... A SUNTORY BOSS!
"cofe!" he says! the girls are all hahaha and ehhhhhhhh, then the view switches to the finnish man drinking the cofe while some voiceover about how good suntory boss is plays. background music is the last akb single (cross promotion).
Final shot with the finnish man and the abk girls outside, in front of a vending machine, wearing only towels.
honks in convoy: https://testing.pleroma.lol/contexts/4dc96c27-cc0f-4e32-a25b-4f3ed5f6b100