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Somewhere in time and space, things are happening.

tedu honked 07 Feb 2025 19:00 -0500

Such a wonderful evening to catch up on lkml.

tedu honked 07 Feb 2025 18:37 -0500

Does insane in the membrane imply a level of sanity? Like, don't worry, it's just the membrane that's crazy, the cortex is still rational. Because, to be honest, it doesn't really sound reassuring.

tedu honked 07 Feb 2025 15:57 -0500

DZ: severe weather

DZ: severe weather

42 and mostly cloudy. Look out!

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tedu honked 07 Feb 2025 14:08 -0500

Friday FMK:

Amanda Beckett
Laney Boggs
Kat Stratford

tedu honked 07 Feb 2025 13:51 -0500

Amelia Earhart is never seen again after flying into the polar vortex.

(From the pitches rejected by an overbearing editor.)

tedu honked 06 Feb 2025 22:18 -0500

Kids these days will scribble damn near anything on the bathroom walls.

A little algebra, a little calculus

tedu honked 06 Feb 2025 16:57 -0500

A world divided into haberdashers and habernotdashers.

tedu honked 05 Feb 2025 13:49 -0500

New band name: ideological fog bank

tedu honked 04 Feb 2025 16:48 -0500

Okay, wtf is this, Neil deGrasse Tyson is explaining the physics of the tush push.

tedu honked 04 Feb 2025 01:27 -0500

Now that section 31 are the heroes keeping us safe, I think we need a sequel to a few good men where colonel jessep's unorthodox command saves the world.

tedu honked 04 Feb 2025 00:47 -0500

So is there a very large contingent of Star Trek fans unknown to me that were crying out for a slapstick fifth element knockoff? How can section 31 be explained?

tedu honked 03 Feb 2025 16:46 -0500

People don't properly appreciate that the villain in a wrinkle in time is IT.

"I've been reprocessed once and that was more than enough. And I don't want to get sent to IT. I've never been to IT and I can't risk having that happen."

tedu honked 03 Feb 2025 16:12 -0500

Oh, wait, hold on, civ 7 removed nuclear weapons? Cancel the preorder!

tedu honked 03 Feb 2025 16:09 -0500

There are some instances (like in the religion panel) where mouse wheel scrolling simultaneously scrolled the list in the panel while also zooming the map view behind it.

Haha, I love seeing this bug show up everywhere. It will be the year 2070 and we still won't have event listeners that fire once and only once.

tedu honked 03 Feb 2025 15:24 -0500

Space time for six year olds.

Ant walking on string from wrinkle in time

tedu honked 03 Feb 2025 13:59 -0500

#Today I learned flip flops used to be called multivibrators.

tedu honked 02 Feb 2025 16:55 -0500

Data broker? I need a data fixer.

tedu honked 02 Feb 2025 15:58 -0500

What happens when the alpha dogs go on vacation.

The 69-year-old salesman rises at 4 a.m., clips a light to his baseball cap and heads out. Each guest is only allowed to reserve two chairs and someone must be present or the items placed to claim chairs are removed by the attendant who patrols at 6 a.m. and 7 a.m. Pope sets up shop, using his makeshift headlamp to read magazines or do work. It’s pitch black, he said, except for the light emitting from other guests’ phones and laptops—and the moon.

https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/pool-chairs-vacation-resorts-lounge-seating-d9032e27

tedu honked 02 Feb 2025 14:56 -0500

Read Crank by Ellen Hopkins which by the cover looks like the novelization of Crank by Jason Statham. It is not. It's about a girl's addiction to meth, told in free verse, which I was wary of, but it reads fast and easy. The stream of consciousness conveys her state of mind without getting too jumbled. Would recommend to unhappy thought enjoyers. Banned in Utah!

tedu honked 02 Feb 2025 11:39 -0500

Apple AI made a honker for me.

goose playing a trumpet wearing a flower crown