Watching Startup on netflix, money laundering with cryptocurrency for fun and profit. From 2018, we'll see if it's still fresh and relevant.

Radical take: the answer to "how is this illegal" is usually found in the criminal complaint.

There is no penalty for wearing cargo shorts in the #honkstore.

Email from pharmacy wrote C******* vaccine because we can't let the deep state read our email.

Another reason America is great: I just bought a half gallon of chocolate oat milk. Can't do that in Europe!

We are receiving reports that Bitcoin copers don't like the price of ethereum.

So which island has the best turnips this week?

Oh, wow, the NYT still has their how fast can you speed up vaccine development challenge up from a year ago. If we speed things up as fast as possible, it may arrive at the end of this summer.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/30/opinion/coronavirus-covid-vaccine.html

Aren't soccer hooligans supposed to fight the other teams?

Technically, my boycott of Left 4 Dead 2 is still ongoing.

Ordered the pollo relleno, server asked "that's the pork, right?" I just said yeah, so we'll see what comes out. Surprises make life more fun.

Buying a home EEG monitor so I can verify my thoughts are resonating in harmony with the earth's natural frequency.

Glassware so artisanal you can see the bubbles.

"Buy Bitcoin before Bill Gates buys all the farmland" seems to be a popular investment suggestion, but I'm not clear on the end game. Gates is going to be so desperate for Bitcoin, he's going to be forced to sell corn and soybeans at low prices?

We have achieved peak lol.

The obviously fake conspiracy theories are false flag psyops to discredit conspiracy theorists, thus proving the theories I do believe are true.

I feel if your concern is that a globalist conspiracy is secretly stealing your sun rays, the least you could do is buy a UV meter and track the decline so there's some evidence to present to the rest of us gullible simpletons.

On today's edition of too dumb for me to link, a popular "vaccine safety expert" also believes Bill Gates geoengineered excess cloud cover to induce a vitamin D deficiency.

I like Rudy's legal theory that search warrants are only for guilty people, and since he's innocent, the search warrant is invalid. This should play well at trial.

The supreme court free speech case I'm really most excited about is still a few years away, when they deal with the Florida law that prohibits social networks from shadowbanning users, unless they also run a theme park.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20210430/10004546712/disney-got-itself-if-you-own-themepark-carveout-floridas-blatantly-unconstitutional-social-media-moderation-bill.shtml

Important workers day announcement: zero #honkstore employees have resigned in disgust in the past 48 hours.

Imagine your Supreme Court case to restrict student speech is because a cheerleader said the fuck word.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/supreme-court-cheerleader-first-amendment/2021/04/25/9d2ac1e2-9eb7-11eb-b7a8-014b14aeb9e4_story.html

Building a time machine so I can go back and stop the person who decided "oeuvre" would be a good addition to the English language.

It's pretty rare for the big news of the day to include both a GitHub and YouTube takedown. All we need now is for Facebook or Twitter to ban a link for the triple crown.

I can't believe there are piano teachers who haven't memorized all the ffmpeg command line arguments.

This article about an entrepreneur who climbs a mountain every morning kinda oversells the story. He owns a barbershop. It's a 1.7 mile hike. But I kept reading and finally got to the good part.

"Detox: Mr. Palmer indulges with a White Claw Hard Seltzer or two on the golf course."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-dawn-hiking-workout-sets-up-this-colorado-entrepreneur-for-the-day-11619863200

You can't stop me from pronouncing doge like doggy.

A new copyright dispute? Time for me to make the world a better place by posting "something needs to be done".

Brno repelling the Swedish Army wasn't mentioned in the 30 years war paragraph of my history book.

I found another video about breaking stuff to prove the haters wrong.

How Strong are Twisted Ratchet Straps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifyJjQXOttE

Finnish police procedural shows seem to have better production values than German scifi shows, but they're less imaginative.

The great tendies shortage of 2021 is now upon us.

Bojangles reported outages of tenders across its 750 locations.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-04-29/fried-chicken-craze-is-causing-u-s-to-run-low-on-poultry

I seem to recall all my high school history classes referring to the Hapsburg dynasty, as opposed to Habsburg, which I interpret as further evidence I come from the Berenstein Bears universe. It was a good universe. I miss it.

The He-Man documentary is pretty good.

Do you think Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk trade screenshots of their bank accounts on signal?

You think Elon Musk will be the worst SNL host? Name every SNL host that was better.

Got an iced coffee with ice cubes made from coffee. Biden's infrastructure act already taking effect.

Earnings blowout honeymoon pretty much over for AAPL. Was trading up over 1% for almost 15 minutes this morning.