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tedu honked 20 Sep 2020 16:02 -0400
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Waiting for the blog post complaining that the power button on their MacBook doesn't immediately disconnect all power.

tedu honked 19 Sep 2020 13:59 -0400
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Long term study investigating the health effects of posing as a vitamin D expert on the internet.

tedu honked 18 Sep 2020 19:02 -0400
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Happy to confirm that honk5 is officially backwards compatible with honk4.

tedu honked 18 Sep 2020 14:00 -0400
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Who will be the first company to send all their customers an email that begins "in these times of certainty"?

tedu honked 18 Sep 2020 12:21 -0400
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Prohibiting tiktok users from downloading security updates doesn't seem like the best strategy for caring about their security.

tedu honked 18 Sep 2020 11:12 -0400
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If Obama were still president, the RTX 3080 would cost $199 and there would be enough for everyone to have one.

tedu honked 17 Sep 2020 21:35 -0400
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Surprising twist: people who post urls with a trailing dot, as in http://example.com./path, have strong opinions about DNS.

tedu honked 17 Sep 2020 15:24 -0400
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Disappointed to learn the German name for Apple Pencil is Apple Pencil.

tedu honked 17 Sep 2020 13:41 -0400
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Internet: I'm happy using X. Tell me why I should switch to Y.

Me: You can stay with X if you like.

Internet: goes super aggro

tedu honked 17 Sep 2020 00:08 -0400
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Disappointed that Wikipedia relegates the full title of Robinson Crusoe to a hidden footnote, not even mentioned in the main text.

The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates.

tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 21:38 -0400
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That honor still goes to the PlayStation 3, which cost $499 for the 20GB model or $599 for 60GB, which, almost a decade and a half later, still leaves it as one of the most expensive consoles ever announced.

60GB PS3 owner checking in to complain about kids these days.

tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 20:48 -0400
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I'm curious to know how many astronauts would sign up for a mission like that in Away.

tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 18:52 -0400
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I just can't believe rockstar games is so stupid. If they had released RDR2 on gog.com it may have actually been fairly popular instead of a giant flop.

tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 18:41 -0400
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It's amazing how many bugs in #honk have been the result of the same cheap shortcut I took in the very first prototype. Maybe should consider fixing that.

tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 18:07 -0400
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Does it work?

  • yes!
  • no.
  • what?
  • tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:29 -0400
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    Big brain question: why don't the people who think banks "just make money out of nowhere" make their own bank?

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:14 -0400
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    Ok emerging adult.

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:12 -0400
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    Unanswered question: what percentage of parents in the US are living with children?

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:01 -0400
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    All audiobooks in the #honkstore are DRM free.

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 16:35 -0400
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    For the curious, Nova has built-in support for CoffeeScript, CSS, Diff, ERB, Haml, HTML, INI, JavaScript, JSON, JSX, Less, Lua, Markdown, Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby, Sass, SCSS, Smarty, SQL, TSX, TypeScript, XML, and YAML.

    Fucking websters.

    tedu bonked 16 Sep 2020 16:23 -0400
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    i found it because it matched when i did git grep '<<<' lmao

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 16:01 -0400
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    acme-client: certificate valid: 31 days left

    Well, you know what that means. Guaranteed to expire before I think to check again.

    tedu honked 15 Sep 2020 23:32 -0400
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    New life challenge: close as possible to Fitbit daily calorie goal, without going over, price is right style. If I lie perfectly still for the rest of the night I think I've got a good contender in progress...

    tedu honked 15 Sep 2020 22:17 -0400
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    The Colony is not a great movie, but it does combine the themes of post apocalyptic disaster, pandemic, and climate change.

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 18:48 -0400
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    Big train chooching down the tracks, but I crossed the bridge a minute too early to record this magic moment.

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 17:11 -0400
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    I am officially ending honk's partnership with Nikola to provide in vehicle entertainment.

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 16:32 -0400
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    Actually bought the coffee concentrate to try it out. Not bad I think. A little stiff if you drink it without diluting, but maybe that's your style.

    Allegedly makes 16 cups from one bottle, so $22 isn't bad. But you can still make your own cold brew at home for cheaper and not too much fuss.

    Coffee concentrate

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 15:46 -0400
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    Is hashtag case insensitivity locale dependent?

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 14:36 -0400
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    Reading the timeline, a tragicomedy in three acts

    See a nice post. Smile.

    Check the post url. Mastodon.

    No badonk.

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 14:30 -0400
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    Don't need to query json if you don't use json.

    Roll safe

    tedu honked 14 Sep 2020 14:14 -0400
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    Releasing source archives that rotate through .tgz, tar.gz, tar.Z, tar.bz2, .zip, .tar.xz, etc extensions for every release.

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:00 -0400
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    Oracle has been banned from the #honkstore.

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:00 -0400
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    The #honkstore does not allow live streaming of karaoke.

    tedu honked 16 Sep 2020 17:00 -0400
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    Going to create a #honkstore, tell anyone who will listen (and even those who won't) that Apple is banned from the honk store, and sit back as the internet showers me in clout coins.