Can't wait for Dr. Seuss Enterprises LP to release sales figures showing just how badly the libs have been owned by people buying up all their books.
Somewhere in time and space, things are happening.
Where are the Dr. Seuss NFTs?
FEMA death camp is finally open, but please manage your expectations, it's still government no bid contract work. "The city has yet to resolve its inability to restrict access to registration links."
I was not told Becky Lynch was on Billions. Amazing.
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 19:12 -0500
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Amazon Managed Blockchain needs a cooler name so you don't know what it is.
Experimental stress testing reveals the blueberry carton lid strength to be suboptimal.
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 16:05 -0500
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Think I'll wait til next week to see if RSA has been destroyed.
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 15:54 -0500
in reply to: https://patch.cx/objects/9bc0a35e-85ac-4612-8bcc-4cd819ef8507
I mean, if you're looking for a girl's name, maybe you're in the market for the whole package. Smart suggestion, goog.
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 09:27 -0500
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 09:26 -0500
in reply to: https://bsd.network/users/benno/statuses/105826220154338416
Another GameStop story, another suggestion to go back to in person trades by shouting on the exchange floor, to bring fairness and equality back to the market, of course.
A new type of number for a new kind of science.
What if we replaced javascript on web pages with a non turing language, like BPF?
Unlike the lazy European technique of stirring the espresso, shaking releases more flavor by invigorating the liquid at a molecular level.
Oh, nice, Starbucks has invented yet another form of coffee. Shaken espresso, here I come.
Las Vegas Sands Corp. will no longer own the Las Vegas Sands (or Venetian or palazzo). Love it when a company is no longer the thing it's named.
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 08:09 -0500
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Undesirable epitaph of the day: Barbourofelis fricki also had a very small brain.
This is kind of an interesting industrial liability case with some back and forth. Corroded pipe segment leaked and exploded, bankrupting refinery. Now they sue pipe manufacturer. It's 46 years late. But... corrosion happens slowly over time. Modern standard says not to use that alloy. But... standard didn't exist at time it was installed. But... the rest of the pipe did meet standards. Reasonable to assume it would have been replaced at some point if it had been clearly marked?
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honked back 03 Mar 2021 07:24 -0500
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New couch arrived, which means... many square yards of bubble wrap to play with.
Gonna grow a beard and pass myself off as Gen X until the zoomer cancel squad wanders away.
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honked back 02 Mar 2021 16:35 -0500
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Actually, most of this ars article is basically word salad. Roughly adjacent to correct, but hopefully you aren't trying to learn from it. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/rookie-coding-mistake-prior-to-gab-hack-came-from-sites-cto/
"The change, which in the parlance of software development is known as a “git commit,”" :(
Another antifa arrest in DC. "The cop shot a female Trump supporter. Then allowed ‘ANTIFA Trump supporters’ to assault him. I was one of them. I was there. I took his shit." https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.228041/gov.uscourts.dcd.228041.1.1.pdf
Today in "free speech akshully means you have to publish what I want" news: people are big mad the publisher of Dr. Seuss is ceasing publication of a few less popular books.
Six Dr. Seuss books — including “And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street” and “If I Ran the Zoo” — will stop being published because of racist and insensitive imagery, the business that preserves and protects the author's legacy said.
AP
New washing machine takes about 3x longer than the old one. Feels a lot like a typical software upgrade.
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honked back 01 Mar 2021 20:30 -0500
in reply to: https://hi.spooky.camp/users/silby/statuses/105817583597044338
@silby yeah, it's never easy, but at least the zen line has improved ipc each generation, so increasing freq is simply double good.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I thought we would have to wait until March 4 for the qinauguration, but here we are.
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honked back 01 Mar 2021 18:50 -0500
in reply to: https://hostux.social/users/uberbaud/statuses/105817023144339091
@uberbaud exactly, but if you actually feed those images to a classifier, it gets it pretty correct.
Looked again at the purported zen 3 epyc specs, and if the claimed boost to 4ghz is accurate, that'd actually be quite the improvement over zen 2 3.3ghz.
Ah, I see 0.13% is 0.13 is 13% number laundering is back in fashion. Always a classic.
Why are people still repeating that nonsense about AI/ML computer vision being unable to distinguish a chihuahua from a muffin?
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honked back 01 Mar 2021 03:54 -0500
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honked back 28 Feb 2021 17:49 -0500
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Approximately what percentage of "just admitted" headlines actually involve an admission?
Condos for cars.
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bonked 27 Feb 2021 21:52 -0500
original: thomasfuchs@mastodon.social
So. Many. Dials.
Weekend project idea: the Hacker News front page, but reformulated as a smart contract that only allows one NFT link at a time.
WSJ exclusive I wasn't expecting: J-pop is coming and it's gonna be huge.
"Spend $200 to get free shipping." Subtotal: $180 Shipping: $50 :(
Waitress wrote "Free Britney" on the check.
Not sure how reliable these fairy lights are. There's an invisibly thin coating on the copper wires and that's the only thing preventing shorts?
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honked back 26 Feb 2021 23:26 -0500
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honked back 26 Feb 2021 22:54 -0500
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honked back 26 Feb 2021 22:52 -0500
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@cptn yes, cleanup is mostly to delete old stuff from blob.db. You can currently reject attachments with a filter, but there's no way to match all.
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bonked 26 Feb 2021 18:03 -0500
original: inks@inks.tedunangst.com
An Exploration of JSON Interoperability Vulnerabilities
https://labs.bishopfox.com/tech-blog/an-exploration-of-json-interoperability-vulnerabilitiesAn Exploration of JSON Interoperability Vulnerabilities
The same JSON document can be parsed with different values across microservices, leading to a variety of potential security risks. If you prefer a hands-on approach, try the labs and when they scare you, come back and read on.
Asking interview candidates "which is better, an escalator or an elevator?" and rejecting anyone who answers "it depends."
Disappointed that the Wikipedia article for A Whiter Shade of Pale doesn't address the fact that adding white is more properly referred to as a tint.