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tedu honked 22 Apr 2021 16:37 -0400

Should it be legal for a mayor to name his pecs, and other urgent progressive matters.

tedu honked 22 Apr 2021 13:26 -0400

New tv show: everybody loves raymond meets everybody hates floc.

tedu honked 22 Apr 2021 12:44 -0400

Can't wait for the end of travel restrictions so I can go back to Kadewe and buy some American mac and cheese.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 23:32 -0400

The description and operation section of the ball screw article does a poor job of describing the operation.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 23:06 -0400

Slow burn edit war over whether Wikipedia should call Cate Blanchett an actor or actress.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 16:21 -0400

Oh, I see, the cellebrite kit that moxie found didn't fall off a truck, it was actually a trap planted by the NSA.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 15:56 -0400

"If I were CEO of Apple, it would be a profitable company" are always the best comments.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 12:36 -0400

We believe that an effective an immediate action would be to update the code of conduct of OSS, such as adding a term like, "by submitting the patch, I agree to not intend to introduce bugs."

Oh, god, wow, they really wrote that. See kids? There's no problem a code of conduct can't solve.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 12:31 -0400

I want an NFT of the BEAM NIF ELI5.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 11:40 -0400

I wonder what the IRB would think of honk.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 11:24 -0400

Important announcement: the university of Minnesota did not submit any buggy patches to honk.

tedu honked 21 Apr 2021 10:48 -0400

"Unreleased MacBook Schematics Stolen in $50 Million Ransomware Attack"

This is good news for Bitcoin.

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 22:58 -0400

Wait, super soccer is already cancelled?

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 20:06 -0400

"Instead of huddling at the judge’s bench, private conversations between attorneys and the judge were hashed out over headsets while white noise played to obscure the conversations from the jurors."

That's actually a pretty neat solution.

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 19:37 -0400

Reminder that if you don't post "I'd rather have a laptop" within 24 hours of a new iPad being announced, Apple will replace your laptop while you sleep.

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 19:28 -0400

"Cutesy names are bad software."

Me:

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 19:23 -0400

Toot toot!

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 18:58 -0400

I regret to inform you that HN has opinions about the word "toot".

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 12:48 -0400

"Procter & Gamble will raise prices on adult diapers in September"

Hyperinflation comes for us all in the end.

tedu honked 20 Apr 2021 10:56 -0400

Why are Norwegian tv shows better than German shows?

tedu honked 19 Apr 2021 14:55 -0400

When will it end?

"By utilizing 3D CSS in conjunction with Javascript, content could have been rendered outside the webpage's viewport, resulting in a spoofing attack that could have been used for phishing or other attacks on a user."

tedu honked 18 Apr 2021 17:31 -0400

New pickup line: hey baby, are you replication competent?

tedu honked 18 Apr 2021 12:04 -0400

Debian should have voted on whether to vote to make a statement in order to be truly neutral.

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 17:33 -0400

I pay for a crazy amount of news sites, but I think $35 a month for Reuters is gonna be a pass.

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 16:56 -0400

If I were a chiral molecule, I would simply choose to be friends with my stereoisomer.

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 16:54 -0400

New band name: palladium catalyzed domino cyclization reaction based enantioselective total synthesis

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 15:09 -0400

It's not hyperinflation unless it comes from the island of hyperia.

tedu honked back 17 Apr 2021 13:01 -0400
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The precise nature of kokumi remains the subject of great debate among sensory scientists and chefs, in part because it can’t be detected on the palate on its own; rather, it modifies other tastes and flavors.

Post modern flavors for a post modern world.

tedu honked back 17 Apr 2021 12:15 -0400
in reply to: https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/4Pv26RbT7lTm811Q5G

In the past 24 hours, the local paper has published a warning that we'll need a third shot, a list of things you still can't do after being vaccinated, and finally an announcement that eligibility was expanded to everyone because providers were having trouble filling appointments. Nowhere that I could find, not even in the story about unused appointments, could I find a list or any links to said providers.

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 12:11 -0400

What if, instead of telling people they're still not safe after two shots and they're going to need a third, we told them where to go to get the vaccine? Would that increase adoption rates?

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 10:55 -0400

Making "inject this into my intramuscular tissue" my new reply catchphrase when I see a good post.

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 10:47 -0400

Who wants noise putty? I always hated the stupid fart noises putty made. Is this the end of western civilization?

Bucket noise putty

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 10:44 -0400

The dumb photos will continue until I'm allowed to leave the pharmacy.

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 10:43 -0400

DZ: devouring shark

DZ: devouring shark

Has shark week gone too far?

Shark week frozen dinner

tedu honked 17 Apr 2021 10:39 -0400

The abject failure of capitalism has resulted in a shortage of Easter candy.

Empty shelves

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 22:02 -0400

RISC-V headline... reads article... more vapor.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 21:57 -0400

Remember to upgrade to Honk Premium for <table> support in posts.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 21:39 -0400

Signing up for like six different vaccines, as one does.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 19:30 -0400

Awww, this guy on WSB lost 99.994% of $86k on his GME options bet. So close to hitting five nines.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 18:31 -0400

Gonna take a big gamble here and skip the Cory doctorow thread on the overpriced deli. Hoping I don't miss out on any life changing insights.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 18:20 -0400

How to make money in the new economy.

https://twitter.com/JHWeissmann/status/1383098311398326275

@JHWeissmann: Thinking of fucking around and buying some Doge

@JHWeissmann: lol signed up for Coinbase, discovered Dogecoin isn't on there. I'm a noob.

@JHWeissmann: Looks like Robinhood is my bet here. This is all going to end in me going bankrupt but, like, ironically.

@JHWeissmann: What is the dumbest asset available on coinbase? I want that one.

@JHWeissmann: Apparently Robinhood has to "approve" my account and I can't buy my dumb meme asset until then

@JHWeissmann: OK, I bought some ANKR (whatever that is) because it was the cheap one. Gonna go research my digital pet rock now.

@JHWeissmann: Watching a Youtubte video and the words "you are pretty much guaranteed to be making money" were uttered

@JHWeissmann: Since Robinhood's not cooperating, went looking for another Dogecoin hawker. Think I found my source.https://twitter.com/blockfolio/status/1383100457275514881?s=20

@JHWeissmann: Hmmmmmm maybe nothttps://coingeek.com/blockfolio-got-hacked/

@JHWeissmann: Signed up for WeBull too just to see what would approve me faster. ALREADY got a push notification explaining margin accounts.

@JHWeissmann: (May be because I described my investment preferences as "speculative.")

@JHWeissmann: It is donehttps://pic.twitter.com/gqfui72jih

@JHWeissmann: Need more stimulus checks 2 buy more Dogehttps://pic.twitter.com/38iaI1eB6L

@JHWeissmann: jfc I just a push notification from WeBull asking if I wanted to learn more about options trading

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 15:02 -0400

What the heck, TSM. Bad case of the blippity dippity bloops.

TSM stock chart

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 14:58 -0400

The government has now deemed me worthy of vaccination.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 14:56 -0400

In a surprise twist, the blog post about floc contains inaccuracies.

tedu honked 16 Apr 2021 12:06 -0400

You can step outside your little world
You can talk to a pretty girl

tedu honked 15 Apr 2021 23:18 -0400

Only just realized that Lena Headey and Emilia Clarke both played Sarah Connor.

tedu honked 15 Apr 2021 22:40 -0400

Ah, nice, HN has discovered that if you don't see inflation it's because you're buying the wrong things.