Waiting for the blog post complaining that the power button on their MacBook doesn't immediately disconnect all power.

Long term study investigating the health effects of posing as a vitamin D expert on the internet.

Happy to confirm that honk5 is officially backwards compatible with honk4.

Hashtag #define is the bee's knees.

https://mastodon.social/tags/define

Who will be the first company to send all their customers an email that begins "in these times of certainty"?

Prohibiting tiktok users from downloading security updates doesn't seem like the best strategy for caring about their security.

If Obama were still president, the RTX 3080 would cost $199 and there would be enough for everyone to have one.

Surprising twist: people who post urls with a trailing dot, as in http://example.com./path, have strong opinions about DNS.

Disappointed to learn the German name for Apple Pencil is Apple Pencil.

Internet: I'm happy using X. Tell me why I should switch to Y.

Me: You can stay with X if you like.

Internet: goes super aggro

Disappointed that Wikipedia relegates the full title of Robinson Crusoe to a hidden footnote, not even mentioned in the main text.

The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates.

That honor still goes to the PlayStation 3, which cost $499 for the 20GB model or $599 for 60GB, which, almost a decade and a half later, still leaves it as one of the most expensive consoles ever announced.

60GB PS3 owner checking in to complain about kids these days.

I'm curious to know how many astronauts would sign up for a mission like that in Away.

Ms. Chamberlain hit the trifecta of defeat: shriveled garden, unused sewing machine and homemade extract that tasted “more like vodka than vanilla.”

I just can't believe rockstar games is so stupid. If they had released RDR2 on gog.com it may have actually been fairly popular instead of a giant flop.

It's amazing how many bugs in #honk have been the result of the same cheap shortcut I took in the very first prototype. Maybe should consider fixing that.

Does it work?

Big brain question: why don't the people who think banks "just make money out of nowhere" make their own bank?

Ok emerging adult.

Unanswered question: what percentage of parents in the US are living with children?

All audiobooks in the #honkstore are DRM free.

For the curious, Nova has built-in support for CoffeeScript, CSS, Diff, ERB, Haml, HTML, INI, JavaScript, JSON, JSX, Less, Lua, Markdown, Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby, Sass, SCSS, Smarty, SQL, TSX, TypeScript, XML, and YAML.

Fucking websters.

i found it because it matched when i did git grep '<<<' lmao

acme-client: certificate valid: 31 days left

Well, you know what that means. Guaranteed to expire before I think to check again.

New life challenge: close as possible to Fitbit daily calorie goal, without going over, price is right style. If I lie perfectly still for the rest of the night I think I've got a good contender in progress...

The Colony is not a great movie, but it does combine the themes of post apocalyptic disaster, pandemic, and climate change.

At long last, we have an answer. Apparently you can be whelmed. Thank online dating bloggers.

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a33966699/whelming-dating-definition/

"I'm not like the other cars."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/heres-the-thing-this-volkswagen-isnt-like-other-cars-11600177027

Big train chooching down the tracks, but I crossed the bridge a minute too early to record this magic moment.

I am officially ending honk's partnership with Nikola to provide in vehicle entertainment.

Actually bought the coffee concentrate to try it out. Not bad I think. A little stiff if you drink it without diluting, but maybe that's your style.

Allegedly makes 16 cups from one bottle, so $22 isn't bad. But you can still make your own cold brew at home for cheaper and not too much fuss.

Is hashtag case insensitivity locale dependent?

Reading the timeline, a tragicomedy in three acts

See a nice post. Smile.

Check the post url. Mastodon.

No badonk.

Don't need to query json if you don't use json.

Releasing source archives that rotate through .tgz, tar.gz, tar.Z, tar.bz2, .zip, .tar.xz, etc extensions for every release.

Oracle has been banned from the #honkstore.

The #honkstore does not allow live streaming of karaoke.

Going to create a #honkstore, tell anyone who will listen (and even those who won't) that Apple is banned from the honk store, and sit back as the internet showers me in clout coins.