So the banned book wasn't banned?

New tindr UI.

Lots of lambo drivers in town.

https://ryiron.wordpress.com/2013/12/16/argv-silliness/

New Tesla looks sweet.

What's missing from this article about a burrito that costs $0.70 more than it did one year ago? When the burrito last cost $1.40 less.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/21/business/fast-food-prices-inflation.html

"This couple made nearly $120,000 in under 6 hours selling NFTs to save their home from foreclosure"

Who wants a job when you can make $20000 per hour selling NFTs???

Starbucks closed their indoor seating. I thought this was freedom land! Desantis needs to protect the free market by making them let me sit inside.

They did have a fun sign, though.

I thought all you had to do is build it and they will come.

Honking a big conch.

Was FTX Arena the top?

Everybody talks about scurvy, but pellagra and beriberi are both more common, which seems like a commentary on the intersection of education and pop culture.

Can't believe IBM just sold the cancer curing Watson. Capitalism, man.

I think it's kinda weird that a year ago we had inflight magazines printed on special fomite proof paper, but now they're gone.

Harry and the Hendersons and Alf crossover event.

Is it an OSHA violation to make San Francisco play in subzero Green Bay?

People are always complaining they'll never need to know that tangent is just sine / cosine because they're afraid of learning, but when you're trying to draw a hexagon in a for loop and the only trig functions available in bc -l are sine and cosine, you'll care. Oh, you'll care plenty.

The hero our country needs.

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-on-my-watch-desantis-signs-executive-order-that-green-mm-must-still-be-sexy-in-florida

Can't wait for the retcon hoops to explain why Q is aging.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2022/01/whoopi-goldbergs-guinan-is-back-and-still-tending-bar-in-picard-s2-trailer/

By 2020 Brookside made more misdemeanor arrests than it has residents.

Crime is out of control! Clearly more police are needed.

“I see a 600% increase – that’s a failure. If you had more officers and more productivity you’d have more,” Chief Jones said. “I think it could be more.”

We will not stop until everyone is arrested at least twice. Per day.

https://www.al.com/news/2022/01/police-in-this-tiny-alabama-town-suck-drivers-into-legal-black-hole.html

The epic-length hit “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” became a No. 1 single and earned Meat Loaf a Grammy for best rock vocal performance. (The song’s title led to considerable speculation about its meaning.)

Wait, what? There are alternative theories for what that is?

Well, you see, the song is actually a metaphor for intellectual property rights, and Meat Loaf is saying he'd do anything to get that NFT, but he won't right click.

Jeff Bezos lowered his future tax bill by $1.7 billion today.

I wonder if the people who tell me I can save energy by lowering the thermostat by one degree also lower their thermostat by one degree each time.

In hindsight, it may have been unwise to solicit political assassins on Craigslist.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/texas-man-arrested-making-election-related-threats-government-officials

For now, only Twitter Blue subscribers using Apple Inc. iOS devices will be able to upload NFT profile pictures, Twitter said.

Suck it, green bubbles.

Mars also added that the brown M&M's heels will be lowered to a professional heel height.

Does this mean they'll be allowed backstage now?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/m-m-characters-redesigned-progressive-world/

"It shouldn’t be two people out of 100 that have that power."

Truly shocking that 98 senators voted for election reform and only two votes blocked it.

The all rona ETF also getting dragged down by Zoom.

Everybody needs to stay home and subscribe to Netflix to make the stock go back up.

Peloton's wild ride...