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tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 22:47 -0400

Swedish Fish

This article is about the candy. For genuine fish in Sweden, see List of fish in Sweden.

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 22:37 -0400

Umami flavor should not be confused with the United Nations Assistance Mission for Iraq (UNAMI).

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 22:04 -0400

Lolol, "this smartwatch has 1.0 microphones, better than the category average of 0.89 microphones."

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 14:55 -0400

Has anyone proven that the word "seize" is real? Just look at it. Does it look like a real word? Where does it come from? Size? Real. Cease? Real. Seize? I think it's fake.

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 14:26 -0400

Thinking of purchasing broccoli? Learn the facts and think again. President Trump raised the price of broccoli by 63 percent, but usurper Biden only increased it 19 percent. Why? Broccoli is the same species as kale. Every purchase supports the liberal agenda. Broccoli is the same color as AOC's new deal. Big pharma shills, aka doctors, recommend children eat broccoli and now they have autism. Government scientists claim broccoli is a source of sulforaphane. No naturally occurring source of broccoli has ever been found. Do not believe communist propaganda about the price of broccoli.

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 13:44 -0400

Funny that crocs are not acceptable gym wear, but allbirds are. I feel the crocs would offer more protection if you drop a plate, but whatevs.

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 13:05 -0400

Nothing hits home with the blue collar voters like the price of crudités.

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 12:38 -0400

Alongside the band's mounting mainstream recognition, the band's reputation as careerists among their former peers in the independent music community was worsened. Indie rock band Pavement's 1994 song "Range Life" directly mocks the band in its lyrics, although Stephen Malkmus, lead singer of Pavement, has stated, "I never dissed their music. I just dissed their status." Former Hüsker Dü frontman Bob Mould called them "the grunge Monkees", and fellow Chicago musician/producer Steve Albini wrote a scathing letter in response to an article praising the band, derisively comparing them to REO Speedwagon ("by, of and for the mainstream") and concluding their ultimate insignificance.

tedu honked 16 Aug 2022 12:30 -0400

Let the good times roll? I don't think so. You're not the boss of me, Mr. Ocasek.

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 22:26 -0400

TIL Elfentrank Fairy Drink is a capri sun flavor, but not available in the US.

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 22:23 -0400

There's a Capri Sun recall??? Truly the worst timeline.

tedu bonked 15 Aug 2022 22:11 -0400
original: sjb@mstdn.io

The Federal Reserve controls vents that dispense bees into people's houses. When inflation is too high, bees are released, which causes people to spend less on goods because they are too busy fighting off the bees

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 21:22 -0400

I like how this article starts out, oh yeah, you can totally raise salmon in your backyard, then includes a few facts which make me question the viability, and then just ends without really explaining anything. But, yeah, sure, just figure it out. If you can grow tomatoes, how different can it be?

https://high-tech-guide.com/article/can-i-raise-my-own-salmon

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 18:37 -0400

0.0067% of MacBooks have defective screens. Well adjusted PC user: "Total scam."

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 18:10 -0400

Pretty ridiculous that Stanley Kubrick built Stonehenge to film 2001, and now some poor farmer is unable to plow his field.

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 17:12 -0400

True patriots don't have passports because they would never want to leave.

tedu honked back 15 Aug 2022 16:45 -0400
in reply to: https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/fzSH7lTf6943SZYcjl

"HEY FEDS. We the people cannot WAIT to water the trees of liberty with your blood. I’ll be waiting for you to kick down my door."

As public servants who work for we the people, they're basically obligated to respond to his invitation, no? It would be unconstitutional to ignore his right to petition the government.

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 14:50 -0400

Historians blame the assassination of William McKinley on Will Smith, first man to ever attack anyone on stage.

tedu honked 15 Aug 2022 13:53 -0400

Yup, totally the same thing.

NONSENSE PASSWORD @nonsensepasspod Nigeria's army committed mass murder on 20-10-20 @OtunbaOdogwu BTW, if you were one of those dorks defending Will Straight line from "it's ok for Will Smith to slap Chris Smith for smacking Chris Rock go ahead and defend Rock for being offensive" to "it's ok to stab Salman the jerk that just attacked Salman Rushdie because Rushdie for being offensive" to "it's alright to attack that would make you logically consistent. Charlie Hebdo for being offensive". WTF30?! @WTF30com We said it back then, but you people been dey jamtalk This is the culture of "violent STFU" that Will Smith contributed to. His is a shameful legacy. 8:16 PM - Aug 12, 2022 • Twitter for Android Zarathustra's Serpent @2szs2s Man, when Will Smith did what he did at the Oscars, made light of it and thought it was mainly funny. But looks like it inspired worse. First Dave Chapelle was attacked onstage in a more serious way, and now Salman Rushdie almost murdered. THE KEY BOARD WARRIOR @Don75706631 - Aug 12 Will Smith showed us it's appropriate to storm onstage and attack a critic. Later that night, smith got a standing ovation. People are fed up with elites who preach but don't practice. Why can't anyone do what Will did and be respected? 0 nytimes.com Salman Rushdie Is Attacked Onstage in Western New York Kristin Grady - Writer/CEO - Imagination for Sale @YesShesGotMoxie Replying to @euler barbara @CaliToUtah and @StephenKing God damnit. This is awful. Damnit. Will Smith. He had some influence on this behavior. Noneya Bizquick @youneedaclue Replying to @Don75706631 and @AlanTalbottf Salman Rushdie, might be clinging to life, right now, because of Will Smiths slapping incident, and the Hollywood elite, celebrating it. This is significantly not good. Dan Georgino @d711van Another attack on stage started by #Oscars #WillSmith Author Salman Rushdie stabbed before New York speech TheMove- @TheMove2020 Thank you, #WillSmith for legitimizing violence onstage. This will be your legacy. Salman Rushdie hospitalized after attack onstage ir New York state - The Washington Post Muadweeb @WhiteBoyUsul anyone that supported Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for words also supports Salman Rushdie getting stabbed for them too. Bogus Man @BogushjMann Replying to @Reuters "#Liberal"s "#Democrats" & #AntiSocialMedia claim #SilencelsViolence yet silence all voices that "offend" simply disagree with or even try to debate you (same thing to you) ? YOU killed #SalmanRushdie by promoting #CancelCulture #ActionsHaveConsequences #WillSmith #ChrisRock

tedu honked 14 Aug 2022 23:48 -0400

Extrapolating from the continued deceleration of publication pace, I estimate GRRM will finish the icy fire song books sometime in 2048.

tedu honked 14 Aug 2022 21:47 -0400

Today on HN: should people be allowed to not watch movies they don't want to watch?

tedu honked 14 Aug 2022 20:31 -0400

Does this mean if we end discrimination against white men I won't get to play the Witcher any more?

Marge says that discrimination against white men causes them to watch porn and play video games.
RonFilipkowski

tedu honked 14 Aug 2022 19:36 -0400

DZ: chicken chips

DZ: chicken chips

Has science gone too far?

Waffle flavor chicken chips

tedu honked 13 Aug 2022 22:44 -0400

For All Mankind kinda phoned it in with The Martian remake.

tedu honked 13 Aug 2022 22:15 -0400

"The vulnerability was initially reported to the Linux kernel community in 2016. The researcher also provided the correct patch advice but it was not accepted by the Linux kernel community."

tedu honked 13 Aug 2022 19:58 -0400

I need a computer van.

DYSEAC

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 21:06 -0400

It's curious that nonstick cookware even exists, considering literally every cook alive uses cast iron.

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 20:39 -0400

Has anyone made an induction and gas stove? Like an induction surface with little jets of flame shooting through? Would it be kinda pointless? Would it be fucking awesome?

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 20:16 -0400

But is the US ready for a Swedenborgianist senator?

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 20:02 -0400

And just like that, HN becomes an over night expert in the wheat commodities market.

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 20:00 -0400

Not everyone gets to eat at the Tiger Inn.

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 16:23 -0400

Can't wait for a lifetime of stay home and watch Netflix after the polio pandemic.

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 11:05 -0400

"I should be able to strap an icepack to my head, fill a bottle with olive oil, and overclock my brain to 10x speed."

This is the worst possible William Gibson fanfic.

tedu honked 12 Aug 2022 10:56 -0400

Some interesting theories about the new world order globalists causing a mustard shortage.

tedu honked 11 Aug 2022 21:25 -0400

Today's featured inflation complaint: "Because I am on a gluten-free diet, I have to eat more organic foods."

What?

tedu honked 11 Aug 2022 20:42 -0400

Is Rivian the wework of EVs?

The EV maker said it lost $1.7 billion, or $1.89 a share, in the second quarter, compared with a loss of $580 million, or $5.74 a share, in the year-ago period. Adjusted for one-time items, Rivian lost $1.62 a share in the quarter. Revenue reached $364 million, from no revenues a year ago, mostly thanks to the deliveries of 4,467 electric vehicles in the quarter, the company said.

tedu honked 11 Aug 2022 17:16 -0400

Well, actually, it wasn't a typo but a very clever pun you're not smart enough to understand.

tedu honked 11 Aug 2022 14:50 -0400

Only six months to go until Superschüssel.

tedu honked 11 Aug 2022 11:53 -0400

“Someone has been caused anxiety based on your social media post. This is why you have been arrested.”

tedu honked 10 Aug 2022 18:43 -0400

"The cetacean that captured attention worldwide for swimming halfway to Paris died after veterinarians decided its condition had worsened and it needed to be euthanized."

Um, it didn't just die. It was killed. Needed to be euphemized.

tedu honked 10 Aug 2022 17:41 -0400

Change.org petition to label every moon super.

tedu honked 10 Aug 2022 11:55 -0400

Slammed by shrinkflation! Cafe I used to frequent uses two tortillas in their breakfast tacos, now it's only one. Though I always found double wrapping too doughy, and wouldn't eat the extra. Now I don't feel bad about leaving food behind. So I guess I'm actually getting more value for my money?