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The ghost of honktober past.

tedu honked 05 May 2021 20:55 -0400

Watching Startup on netflix, money laundering with cryptocurrency for fun and profit. From 2018, we'll see if it's still fresh and relevant.

tedu honked 05 May 2021 16:53 -0400

Radical take: the answer to "how is this illegal" is usually found in the criminal complaint.

tedu honked 05 May 2021 12:46 -0400

Email from pharmacy wrote C******* vaccine because we can't let the deep state read our email.

tedu honked 05 May 2021 11:42 -0400

Another reason America is great: I just bought a half gallon of chocolate oat milk. Can't do that in Europe!

tedu honked 03 May 2021 15:45 -0400

We are receiving reports that Bitcoin copers don't like the price of ethereum.

tedu honked 03 May 2021 00:58 -0400

So which island has the best turnips this week?

tedu honked 02 May 2021 20:18 -0400

Aren't soccer hooligans supposed to fight the other teams?

tedu honked 02 May 2021 19:29 -0400

Technically, my boycott of Left 4 Dead 2 is still ongoing.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 19:18 -0400

Ordered the pollo relleno, server asked "that's the pork, right?" I just said yeah, so we'll see what comes out. Surprises make life more fun.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 19:02 -0400

Buying a home EEG monitor so I can verify my thoughts are resonating in harmony with the earth's natural frequency.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 18:57 -0400

Glassware so artisanal you can see the bubbles.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 17:42 -0400

"Buy Bitcoin before Bill Gates buys all the farmland" seems to be a popular investment suggestion, but I'm not clear on the end game. Gates is going to be so desperate for Bitcoin, he's going to be forced to sell corn and soybeans at low prices?

tedu honked 02 May 2021 16:44 -0400

We have achieved peak lol.

De Blasio looking at Newark greatest city on earth

tedu honked 02 May 2021 13:34 -0400

The obviously fake conspiracy theories are false flag psyops to discredit conspiracy theorists, thus proving the theories I do believe are true.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 13:08 -0400

I feel if your concern is that a globalist conspiracy is secretly stealing your sun rays, the least you could do is buy a UV meter and track the decline so there's some evidence to present to the rest of us gullible simpletons.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 12:53 -0400

On today's edition of too dumb for me to link, a popular "vaccine safety expert" also believes Bill Gates geoengineered excess cloud cover to induce a vitamin D deficiency.

tedu honked 02 May 2021 12:34 -0400

I like Rudy's legal theory that search warrants are only for guilty people, and since he's innocent, the search warrant is invalid. This should play well at trial.

tedu honked 01 May 2021 17:10 -0400

Important workers day announcement: zero #honkstore employees have resigned in disgust in the past 48 hours.

tedu honked 01 May 2021 16:34 -0400

Building a time machine so I can go back and stop the person who decided "oeuvre" would be a good addition to the English language.

tedu honked 01 May 2021 16:28 -0400

It's pretty rare for the big news of the day to include both a GitHub and YouTube takedown. All we need now is for Facebook or Twitter to ban a link for the triple crown.

tedu honked 01 May 2021 16:24 -0400

I can't believe there are piano teachers who haven't memorized all the ffmpeg command line arguments.

tedu honked 01 May 2021 15:15 -0400

You can't stop me from pronouncing doge like doggy.

tedu honked 01 May 2021 15:10 -0400

A new copyright dispute? Time for me to make the world a better place by posting "something needs to be done".

tedu honked 01 May 2021 10:53 -0400

Brno repelling the Swedish Army wasn't mentioned in the 30 years war paragraph of my history book.

tedu honked 30 Apr 2021 21:26 -0400

Finnish police procedural shows seem to have better production values than German scifi shows, but they're less imaginative.

tedu honked 30 Apr 2021 13:51 -0400

I seem to recall all my high school history classes referring to the Hapsburg dynasty, as opposed to Habsburg, which I interpret as further evidence I come from the Berenstein Bears universe. It was a good universe. I miss it.

tedu honked 30 Apr 2021 00:09 -0400

The He-Man documentary is pretty good.

tedu honked 29 Apr 2021 18:10 -0400

Do you think Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk trade screenshots of their bank accounts on signal?

tedu honked 29 Apr 2021 11:37 -0400

You think Elon Musk will be the worst SNL host? Name every SNL host that was better.

tedu honked 29 Apr 2021 11:04 -0400

Got an iced coffee with ice cubes made from coffee. Biden's infrastructure act already taking effect.