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The hexification of honktober past.

tedu honked 26 Jan 2022 20:52 -0500

So the banned book wasn't banned?

tedu honked 26 Jan 2022 13:03 -0500

Lots of lambo drivers in town.


tedu honked 24 Jan 2022 16:01 -0500

New Tesla looks sweet.


tedu honked 24 Jan 2022 15:44 -0500

"This couple made nearly $120,000 in under 6 hours selling NFTs to save their home from foreclosure"

Who wants a job when you can make $20000 per hour selling NFTs???

tedu honked 24 Jan 2022 15:01 -0500

Starbucks closed their indoor seating. I thought this was freedom land! Desantis needs to protect the free market by making them let me sit inside.

They did have a fun sign, though.


tedu honked 24 Jan 2022 14:12 -0500

I thought all you had to do is build it and they will come.

Crypto promotion

tedu honked 24 Jan 2022 13:01 -0500

Was FTX Arena the top?

FTX arena

tedu honked 23 Jan 2022 17:28 -0500

Everybody talks about scurvy, but pellagra and beriberi are both more common, which seems like a commentary on the intersection of education and pop culture.

tedu honked 23 Jan 2022 17:03 -0500

Can't believe IBM just sold the cancer curing Watson. Capitalism, man.

tedu honked 23 Jan 2022 15:05 -0500

I think it's kinda weird that a year ago we had inflight magazines printed on special fomite proof paper, but now they're gone.

tedu honked 22 Jan 2022 20:52 -0500

Harry and the Hendersons and Alf crossover event.

tedu honked 22 Jan 2022 20:31 -0500

Is it an OSHA violation to make San Francisco play in subzero Green Bay?

tedu honked 22 Jan 2022 16:50 -0500

People are always complaining they'll never need to know that tangent is just sine / cosine because they're afraid of learning, but when you're trying to draw a hexagon in a for loop and the only trig functions available in bc -l are sine and cosine, you'll care. Oh, you'll care plenty.

tedu honked 21 Jan 2022 19:16 -0500

By 2020 Brookside made more misdemeanor arrests than it has residents.

Crime is out of control! Clearly more police are needed.

“I see a 600% increase – that’s a failure. If you had more officers and more productivity you’d have more,” Chief Jones said. “I think it could be more.”

We will not stop until everyone is arrested at least twice. Per day.


tedu honked 21 Jan 2022 17:18 -0500

The epic-length hit “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” became a No. 1 single and earned Meat Loaf a Grammy for best rock vocal performance. (The song’s title led to considerable speculation about its meaning.)

Wait, what? There are alternative theories for what that is?

Well, you see, the song is actually a metaphor for intellectual property rights, and Meat Loaf is saying he'd do anything to get that NFT, but he won't right click.

tedu honked 21 Jan 2022 16:58 -0500

Jeff Bezos lowered his future tax bill by $1.7 billion today.

tedu honked 21 Jan 2022 16:41 -0500

I wonder if the people who tell me I can save energy by lowering the thermostat by one degree also lower their thermostat by one degree each time.

tedu honked 20 Jan 2022 23:45 -0500

For now, only Twitter Blue subscribers using Apple Inc. iOS devices will be able to upload NFT profile pictures, Twitter said.

Suck it, green bubbles.

tedu honked 20 Jan 2022 20:40 -0500

"It shouldn’t be two people out of 100 that have that power."

Truly shocking that 98 senators voted for election reform and only two votes blocked it.

tedu honked 20 Jan 2022 20:33 -0500

The all rona ETF also getting dragged down by Zoom.

ZM go down

tedu honked 20 Jan 2022 20:32 -0500

Everybody needs to stay home and subscribe to Netflix to make the stock go back up.

tedu honked 20 Jan 2022 18:08 -0500

Peloton's wild ride...

PTON only go down