Swedish Fish This article is about the candy. For genuine fish in Sweden, see List of fish in Sweden.
Umami flavor should not be confused with the United Nations Assistance Mission for Iraq (UNAMI).
Lolol, "this smartwatch has 1.0 microphones, better than the category average of 0.89 microphones."
Lol, instead of vaccines the feds are going to send philadelphia "educational support".
Has anyone proven that the word "seize" is real? Just look at it. Does it look like a real word? Where does it come from? Size? Real. Cease? Real. Seize? I think it's fake.
Thinking of purchasing broccoli? Learn the facts and think again. President Trump raised the price of broccoli by 63 percent, but usurper Biden only increased it 19 percent. Why? Broccoli is the same species as kale. Every purchase supports the liberal agenda. Broccoli is the same color as AOC's new deal. Big pharma shills, aka doctors, recommend children eat broccoli and now they have autism. Government scientists claim broccoli is a source of sulforaphane. No naturally occurring source of broccoli has ever been found. Do not believe communist propaganda about the price of broccoli.
Funny that crocs are not acceptable gym wear, but allbirds are. I feel the crocs would offer more protection if you drop a plate, but whatevs.
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My man Billy Joe out here digging ditches 12 hours a day to put baby asparagus on the table.
Nothing hits home with the blue collar voters like the price of crudités.
Alongside the band's mounting mainstream recognition, the band's reputation as careerists among their former peers in the independent music community was worsened. Indie rock band Pavement's 1994 song "Range Life" directly mocks the band in its lyrics, although Stephen Malkmus, lead singer of Pavement, has stated, "I never dissed their music. I just dissed their status." Former Hüsker Dü frontman Bob Mould called them "the grunge Monkees", and fellow Chicago musician/producer Steve Albini wrote a scathing letter in response to an article praising the band, derisively comparing them to REO Speedwagon ("by, of and for the mainstream") and concluding their ultimate insignificance.
Let the good times roll? I don't think so. You're not the boss of me, Mr. Ocasek.
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Only $7.86 for a case, but $24.99 for delivery. Fucking capitalism!
TIL Elfentrank Fairy Drink is a capri sun flavor, but not available in the US.
There's a Capri Sun recall??? Truly the worst timeline.
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The Federal Reserve controls vents that dispense bees into people's houses. When inflation is too high, bees are released, which causes people to spend less on goods because they are too busy fighting off the bees
I like how this article starts out, oh yeah, you can totally raise salmon in your backyard, then includes a few facts which make me question the viability, and then just ends without really explaining anything. But, yeah, sure, just figure it out. If you can grow tomatoes, how different can it be? https://high-tech-guide.com/article/can-i-raise-my-own-salmon
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Does the screen cracking cause safari to crash or does safari crashing cause the screen to crack? Or, just spitballing here, is it possible these are unrelated problems?
0.0067% of MacBooks have defective screens. Well adjusted PC user: "Total scam."
Pretty ridiculous that Stanley Kubrick built Stonehenge to film 2001, and now some poor farmer is unable to plow his field.
True patriots don't have passports because they would never want to leave.
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As public servants who work for we the people, they're basically obligated to respond to his invitation, no? It would be unconstitutional to ignore his right to petition the government.
"HEY FEDS. We the people cannot WAIT to water the trees of liberty with your blood. I’ll be waiting for you to kick down my door."
Welp.
"My only goal is to kill more of them before I drop," he wrote on Thursday. "I will not spend one second of my life in their custody."
He is in U.S. custody and is set for an initial appearance hearing this afternoon before a federal magistrate judge.
Historians blame the assassination of William McKinley on Will Smith, first man to ever attack anyone on stage.
Yup, totally the same thing.
Extrapolating from the continued deceleration of publication pace, I estimate GRRM will finish the icy fire song books sometime in 2048.
Today on HN: should people be allowed to not watch movies they don't want to watch?
Does this mean if we end discrimination against white men I won't get to play the Witcher any more?
Marge says that discrimination against white men causes them to watch porn and play video games.
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DZ: chicken chips
Has science gone too far?
DZ: chicken chips
For All Mankind kinda phoned it in with The Martian remake.
"The vulnerability was initially reported to the Linux kernel community in 2016. The researcher also provided the correct patch advice but it was not accepted by the Linux kernel community."
I need a computer van.
It's curious that nonstick cookware even exists, considering literally every cook alive uses cast iron.
Has anyone made an induction and gas stove? Like an induction surface with little jets of flame shooting through? Would it be kinda pointless? Would it be fucking awesome?
But is the US ready for a Swedenborgianist senator?
And just like that, HN becomes an over night expert in the wheat commodities market.
Not everyone gets to eat at the Tiger Inn.
Can't wait for a lifetime of stay home and watch Netflix after the polio pandemic.
"I should be able to strap an icepack to my head, fill a bottle with olive oil, and overclock my brain to 10x speed." This is the worst possible William Gibson fanfic.
Some interesting theories about the new world order globalists causing a mustard shortage.
Today's featured inflation complaint: "Because I am on a gluten-free diet, I have to eat more organic foods." What?
Is Rivian the wework of EVs?
The EV maker said it lost $1.7 billion, or $1.89 a share, in the second quarter, compared with a loss of $580 million, or $5.74 a share, in the year-ago period. Adjusted for one-time items, Rivian lost $1.62 a share in the quarter. Revenue reached $364 million, from no revenues a year ago, mostly thanks to the deliveries of 4,467 electric vehicles in the quarter, the company said.
Well, actually, it wasn't a typo but a very clever pun you're not smart enough to understand.
Does musk want the employee names so he can ask them questions, or so he can call them pedos and generally make their lives miserable?
Only six months to go until Superschüssel.
“Someone has been caused anxiety based on your social media post. This is why you have been arrested.”
"The cetacean that captured attention worldwide for swimming halfway to Paris died after veterinarians decided its condition had worsened and it needed to be euthanized." Um, it didn't just die. It was killed. Needed to be euphemized.
Change.org petition to label every moon super.
Slammed by shrinkflation! Cafe I used to frequent uses two tortillas in their breakfast tacos, now it's only one. Though I always found double wrapping too doughy, and wouldn't eat the extra. Now I don't feel bad about leaving food behind. So I guess I'm actually getting more value for my money?
Not the games dir!