And here comes the money grab.

Is this free speech?

https://reason.com/2025/09/11/gop-rep-proposes-canceling-people-over-mean-posts-about-charlie-kirk/

WSJ killing it with the cringe lifestyle profiles.

https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/workplace/sauna-othership-bathhouse-altar-cedar-and-stone-new-york-16b7ab8b

“Is an employee or student of yours supporting political violence online? Look them up on this website,” reads the landing page of a viral website that is soliciting examples of those celebrating Kirk’s killing and says it has garnered nearly 20,000 submissions. “This is the largest firing operation in history,” the website reads.

Imagine being cancelled for free speech.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/09/12/workers-fired-charlie-kirk-reaction-online/

Looking forward to Tim Poole's next podcast episode, "Not All Groypers".

Oh, man, the WSJ reported he dressed up as "some guy from a meme" for Halloween but failed to identify the guy or meme.

One of my favorite bars used to have an absolutely epic cubano sandwich for happy hour, like something that escaped from man vs food. Over time, they've fallen into the cost cutting death spiral, and now every time I go back the sandwich gets 25% smaller, but the plate is 50% smaller to hide the difference. So now I got something not much bigger than a slider served on a hockey puck, which is suboptimal because the sandwich still tends to fall apart when picking it up, but there's no longer enough surface area to catch the fallout.

Big turtle: straws are bad!

Me: these straws are delicious!

Is there a video of the Utah governor saying, "Notices bulges, OwO what's this?"

Epic crane game at Dave and busters.

ORCL back under $300. I guess somebody got their calculator out and did some math.

Excuse me, but Charlie Kirk is in Valhalla now? So much for being a Christian.

What if Ender's Game but in the Silo? Reading The Amber Project.

The honk threat assessment team reports that there have been zero phishing attempts on the honknet.

I don't think we need to question if AI will destroy humanity; it already is.

https://www.wsj.com/business/entrepreneurship/artificial-intelligence-startup-founders-bc730406

“The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” star Taylor Frankie Paul will helm Season 22 of “The Bachelorette”

Imagine getting to meet your brother husband on reality TV.

Xenomorphs showing up on radar.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025/09/11/spotted-lantern-flies-dc-mid-atlantic-swarms/

Now this is innovation. The pre pre order.

"Trump Advisers Monitored Shooting From Situation Room"

Geronimo. We got him.

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/charlie-kirk-shot/card/trump-advisers-monitored-shooting-from-situation-room-EQsSbaNvkLjMrKYFiS8V

PR damage control team working overtime to flush Epstein out of the news cycle.

“To use AI critically and creatively isn’t just tech adoption, it’s a radical feminist act of reclaiming the tools that will shape tomorrow.”

https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/the-most-radical-act-of-feminism-using-ai-gpx2nxtc3

Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it's a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it's a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it's a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

Is it worth buying a new iphone for memory integrity?

Today's other big winner: Potbelly! Take that, Cracker Barrel.

https://www.wsj.com/business/hospitality/potbelly-sandwich-chain-to-sell-itself-to-convenience-store-operator-racetrac-8857bd04

Even AMD stock is back up, thank you Larry.

On November 2, 2007, the Associated Press published a story about a judgment in favor of readers who felt deceived by Frey's claims of A Million Little Pieces's being a memoir. Although the publisher, Random House, had set aside $2.35 million for lawsuits, only 1,729 readers came forward to receive a refund for the book. The refund offer was extended to anyone who had purchased the book prior to Frey's disclosing the falsehoods therein. Chicago lawyer Larry D. Drury, who represented the class, received approximately $1.3 million for legal fees, distribution of the legal notice, and charitable donations to three charities, while total claimants' refunds issued to readers came to $27,348.

Whiners: companies won't stop shoving AI in our faces.

Also whiners: companies won't shove enough AI in our faces.

https://www.theverge.com/apple-event/774963/apple-september-launch-event-ai-apple-intelligence

A #philly legend is born. There's some amazing stuff in here.

His goal today: eat over 1,000 oysters — a feat he hoped to achieve by chugging several at a time, thanks to the help of two attendants in green bikinis.

He has gone viral for a series of videos where he multiplies the number of oysters he consumes with each challenge, literally doubling down each time. Having started on July 30 with one oyster, by Aug. 16 he was up to 512 oysters.

Powers of two optimal growth strategy!

In short, the challenge has been a roundabout, complex way for him to highlight the nutritional benefit of oysters — what he calls “zinc maxxing.”

Assisting Ty in the challenge were two women, one holding a bottle of hot sauce and the other a “freedom funnel” — a plastic eagle with an opening that normally spews out beer. During one of the oyster pours from the freedom funnel, one of his attendants accidentally poured Tabasco into his eye. “My eye! My eye!” he shouted.

https://www.inquirer.com/food/oysters-challenge-hippie-meathead-zinc-instagram-tiktok-20250909.html

Traitor Joe has once again rearranged their shelves to spite me.

“Today, the BLS released the largest downward revision on record proving that President Trump was right: Biden’s economy was a disaster and the BLS is broken,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement.

Excuse me, what? I seem to recall the previous BLS admin was fired for releasing a downward revision that was too large. Now you're telling me the problem was that the revision wasn't big enough??

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick said in an interview with CNBC before the numbers were released on Friday that he believes the data will improve once more changes are made at the agency.

New motivational poster: The changes will continue until the data improves!

So the sovcit defense didn't work against Nintendo? That's a shocker.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/09/switch-modder-who-acted-as-his-own-lawyer-now-owes-nintendo-2-million/

"The name of the trend is too crude to spell out in a family newspaper (think: uncooked canine)."

Pretty sure the hint is worse than just saying raw dogging.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2025/09/09/flight-map-airlines-trend/

This should be interesting.

New avatar dropped!

DZ: topless

It's okay to loosen up when you're out in nature.

T-24 til GME stonks.

Like I give a fuck about your responsibility free business relationships.

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