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Purveyor of modest software.

tedu honked 13 Dec 2024 18:30 -0500

Another bus stop, expertly crafted to be inclusive to people approaching from all directions.

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tedu honked 13 Dec 2024 14:48 -0500

Bus stop with one seat and two cup holders.

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tedu honked 13 Dec 2024 14:22 -0500

You're telling me a shack shook this burger?

tedu honked 12 Dec 2024 18:11 -0500

When I murder the hotel CEO, the casings are going to say destination fee.

tedu honked 12 Dec 2024 09:32 -0500

Would have made it through airport security in seven minutes, but I left my bag on the conveyor, so I had to wait while they searched it when I went back. Oops. Nine minutes.

tedu honked 10 Dec 2024 21:06 -0500

Are people who play Hitman unusually law abiding? It never seems to get mentioned in these inside the killer's head media profiles, and I'd think if anything would make a headline, that'd be the one.

tedu honked 10 Dec 2024 20:29 -0500

Wore my glasses in the rain and now I have bokehvision.

tedu honked 10 Dec 2024 01:00 -0500

What's the daily caloric intake for a sandworm?

tedu honked 09 Dec 2024 19:27 -0500

Okay, so the other CEOs set this guy up as a fall guy so they could feel secure and safe again? Did they also electroshock themselves into forgetting the real killer is still out there?

tedu honked 09 Dec 2024 18:01 -0500

Who would win in a fight? Neo or Wintermute?

tedu honked 08 Dec 2024 16:39 -0500

The sequel, Not All Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, was not nearly as successful.

tedu honked 08 Dec 2024 04:37 -0500

DZ: new honknet tos

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safety vests are required beyond this point

tedu honked 08 Dec 2024 01:24 -0500

The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

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tedu honked 08 Dec 2024 00:58 -0500

Hey, babe, I'm the neu-romancer.

tedu honked 07 Dec 2024 03:30 -0500

Megan Fox in Subservience is channeling Gemma Chan in Humans.