Didn't check my mail earlier this week and missed out on some vital voter intimidation from John, Jeanne, and Brittany.
Somewhere in time and space, things are happening.
Ah, yup, here we go.
tedu
bonked 05 Nov 2024 14:58 -0500
original: tedu@honk.tedunangst.com
By this time tomorrow I expect everyone to have memorized the names of all 67 Pennsylvania counties. There will be a quiz.
tedu
honked back 05 Nov 2024 14:54 -0500
in reply to: https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/1Dq3S1vwDNyJJj7NQD
Who's ready for another round of drink when CNN says "delco"?
So what's the difference between a ballot harvester and a ballot chaser? Can't wait to see what new grift tomorrow holds.
tedu
honked back 03 Nov 2024 17:40 -0500
in reply to: https://blog.ndrvn.nl/u/dirk/h/XNp1xZfQG9khj4pPHb
Just pull up the waistline a little more and we'll have achieved the bromper. https://www.wsj.com/style/fashion/mens-high-waisted-pants-debate-cb3e6380
What are the electrosensitives going to do now that they're being bombarded by space waves?
I made the mistake of reading the reddit comments on a news story of interest, and holy guacamole, imagine being this arrogantly super smart and also hopelessly illiterate. https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gggvlp/elon_musk_doesnt_show_at_philadelphia_hearing/
Finally. I look forward to the return of getting served coffee in a paper cup marked "Ken". This will surely lead to a surge in business. https://www.ft.com/content/c6c1ca20-0b35-4e57-bdd2-cbdde8e0f214
Baristas would also once again write order information on paper cups in the thick ink of a Sharpie pen.
Microsoft still struggling to get basic functionality out the door, while honk recall shipped four years ago.
Update: the America PAC sent an email that they're working on my freedom check, please be patient.
How fucking dumb do you need to be to text your secrets to a stranger?
Reminder to check all your trick or treat candy for metal straws that will cut your mouth. https://www.inquirer.com/business/wawa-recall-tumblers-20241031.html
DZ: a terrifying tale to terrify the younglings
Was at my college reunion recently. A current student snuck into the reception and was going around asking everyone, "excuse me, what do you think of all the genocide the university is doing?" All around her, a chorus of answers. "Excuse me, but you're standing between me and the wine spritz I paid $200 for." The light in her eyes dimmed to nothing with the grim realization that she was standing in a hall of mirrors, staring at her future self. Happy Halloween!DZ: a terrifying tale to terrify the younglings