lolol, the timing on this honk was almost impeccable. Just off by one (presidency).

When will Biden pass the new Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act?

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/NnT1YNrkX3q2Td4LYF

My current anti-AI counter measure consists of checking the logs whenever HN has a new story about blocking scrapers. So about every other day. And then poof...

111.119.194.0/24
111.119.195.0/24
111.119.196.0/24
111.119.197.0/24
111.119.198.0/24
111.119.199.0/24
111.119.200.0/24
111.119.201.0/24
111.119.202.0/24
111.119.203.0/24
111.119.204.0/24
111.119.205.0/24
111.119.206.0/24
111.119.211.0/24
111.119.212.0/24
111.119.213.0/24
111.119.233.0/24
111.119.244.0/24
124.243.180.0/24
124.243.181.0/24
124.243.188.0/24
162.128.175.0/24
45.40.50.0/24
47.82.10.0/24

New graphic novel: street fighter characters vs tariffs.

Driving up support among the youths by telling them the honknet is actually a chill dating site, pronounced hon-knet with a silent k.

Honknet kickstarter to buy tiktok.

Come talk to me when silksong has a releaseD date.

13 animals made from 13 circles has a now draw the other 12 circles vibe to it.

Patent for an automated gender revealer. (Actually a binary rounder circuit.)

Slamming the PMT before the boba tariff hits.

In 1984, the tv could merely watch you. Now the tv can tell you you're going to be hunted down. Progress!

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/04/cheap-tvs-incessant-advertising-reaches-troubling-new-lows/

When Gregory Weyer, Domanico’s attorney, asked Huff if he loved living in Philadelphia more than he loved living with his wife, some of the people watching let out small gasps.

https://www.inquirer.com/news/mike-huff-wife-philadelphia-judicial-races-residency-20250401.html

I'd been putting off cancelling my post subscription, but now it's time.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/03/31/nfl-tush-push-ban/

The haters said there was no practical use for NFTs, but look at this. What do you say now? Checkmate, communists.

Good chance we're experiencing Delaware avenue/river conjoination, but I'm not going to go look.

Inspection of my double walled borosilicate iced tea glass reveals it has been transformed into a single sided manifold. (The inner wall cracked.)

European tracking companies can have a little user data as a treat.

What if gender reveal party, but for tariffs? Trump steps on stage, then an air cannon blasts a million confetti flags of the country that gets new tariffs.

Oh, shizzles, got a preemeptive text from peco that the storms are going to knock out power tonight. Don't panic yet, but stand by and be ready to panic.

April 1 patches for expat? Surely you jest.

Somebody added a sign to the turtle sanctuary.

BB: Heidrun

Big boat alert. There's a big boat in the water, I repeat, a big boat in the water.

Location: 39.9635 -75.1315

Has free speech ever been so absolute?

https://www.theverge.com/tesla/638174/elon-musk-tesla-protest-free-speech-fox-news

Fun fact, people keep calling the new AMD CPUs Ryzen AI (ay eye), but the web page clearly says it is an Al (ay ell) CPU.

https://www.amd.com/en/products/processors/laptop/ryzen/ai-300-series/amd-ryzen-ai-max-plus-395.html

Lolol, Starbucks is sold out of "no sugar". The DBAs reschemed the SKUs and my saved purchases are no longer valid.

First day of summer run = worst day of summer.

Everyone needs to know Evanescence Bring Me To Life has more views (1.52B) than Lady Gaga Poker Face (1.49B).

Et tu, clang?

Reminder if you live in #philly that property taxes are due March 31. Too late to apply for the homestead exemption this year, but get on it for next year.

Wow, __builtin_dump_struct is an amazing clang feature, how did I never hear about this before?

$ cat test.c
#include <stdio.h>

struct nested {
  int n;
};
struct foo {
  int member_a;
  unsigned long member_b;
  char *str;
  void *ptr;
  struct nested nested;
};

int main(void) {
  struct foo f = {
    .member_a = 123,
    .member_b = 0x4141414141414141,
    .str = "foobar",
    .ptr = &f,
    .nested = {.n = 42}
  };
  __builtin_dump_struct(&f, printf);
}
$ clang -o test test.c && ./test
struct foo {
  int member_a = 123
  unsigned long member_b = 4702111234474983745
  char * str = "foobar"
  void * ptr = 0x7fff1df41b78
  struct nested nested = {
    int n = 42
  }
}

The original version of this feature was introduced back in 2018 (though it was reimplemented since in 2022).

The number of people fantasizing about the quality of the snow leopard release is really saying something. Instead of wishing for another release like that, you should be wishing for a memory that still works.

"Consumers’ Mood Sours"

They're not excited by new tariffs?

Oh man, it's been two years since the great chemical spill of 2023. I've gathered up all the great honks from that time in a limited edition anthology.

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/L1Gvk8RY1MpVMVkX42

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/CyGd4Wdv79C3p7nMbT

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/w3X3ML174C644K8RQc

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/9jwhJMw3y88Ylvn7wg

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/6WqMyVtfB7wz34JL3f

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/C4Z5Vb5SY5bDwqfHX1

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/D7v1kXjx7WK35fXkm3

https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/s6G39xQTN2v7b3Lq95

filter option on dms

filter option on dms

diff -r 159be3f80147 -r cd76d9b9250b hfcs.go
--- hfcs.go	2025-02-17 18:07:43 -0500 EST
+++ hfcs.go	2025-03-27 23:41:13 -0400 EDT
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@ type Filter struct {
 	re_text         *regexp.Regexp
 	IsReply         bool   `json:",omitempty"`
 	IsAnnounce      bool   `json:",omitempty"`
+	IsDM            bool   `json:",omitempty"`
 	AnnounceOf      string `json:",omitempty"`
 	Reject          bool   `json:",omitempty"`
 	SkipMedia       bool   `json:",omitempty"`
@@ -347,6 +348,9 @@ func matchfilterX(h *Honk, f *Filter) st
 			rv += " reply"
 		}
 	}
+	if match && f.IsDM {
+		match = !h.Public
+	}
 	if match && f.IsAnnounce {
 		match = false
 		if h.Oonker != "" {
@@ -538,6 +542,7 @@ func savehfcs(w http.ResponseWriter, r *
 	filt.Actor = strings.TrimSpace(r.FormValue("actor"))
 	filt.IncludeAudience = r.FormValue("incaud") == "yes"
 	filt.OnlyUnknowns = r.FormValue("unknowns") == "yes"
+	filt.IsDM = r.FormValue("isdm") == "yes"
 	filt.Text = strings.TrimSpace(r.FormValue("filttext"))
 	filt.IsReply = r.FormValue("isreply") == "yes"
 	filt.IsAnnounce = r.FormValue("isannounce") == "yes"
diff -r 159be3f80147 -r cd76d9b9250b views/hfcs.html
--- views/hfcs.html	2025-02-17 18:07:43 -0500 EST
+++ views/hfcs.html	2025-03-27 23:41:13 -0400 EDT
@@ -20,6 +20,8 @@ <input tabindex=1 type="checkbox" id="in
 <input tabindex=1 type="checkbox" id="incaud" name="incaud" value="yes"><span></span></label></span>
 <span><label class=button for="unknowns">only unknowns:
 <input tabindex=1 type="checkbox" id="unknowns" name="unknowns" value="yes"><span></span></label></span>
+<span><label class=button for="isdm">is DM:
+<input tabindex=1 type="checkbox" id="isdm" name="isdm" value="yes"><span></span></label></span>
 <p><label for="filttext">text matches:</label><br>
 <input tabindex=1 type="text" name="filttext" value="" autocomplete=off>
 <p><span><label class=button for="isreply">is reply:

You know what would be way cooler than a backlit keyboard? A backlit USB port.

Microsoft forgot to renew another domain? The gift that keeps on giving.

For immediate release: The High Council of Honk Threat Assessment Subcommittee has reevaluated the nicole spam situation and changed its classification from funny meme to gross admin incompetence.

This relates directly to my explanation for why openbsd is "slow". Somebody does something dramatically stupid in a hot loop, but it happens to be optimized to hell and back on their platform, so they don't notice. Users will never blame the app ("works for me"), only the platform/os/etc.

Does anybody say tiktok is poorly coded? No, they say firefox is slow.

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1954323

The gamestonk bitcoin bubble rocket lasted all of one day.

Windows has this bubble animation it plays when you touch the screen, which unfortunately looks exactly like an air bubble under my screen protector, and I find it very disturbing.

I am once again begging letsencrypt to stop sending me emails saying that they're going to stop sending me emails.