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tedu honked 06 Nov 2024 16:13 -0500

Didn't check my mail earlier this week and missed out on some vital voter intimidation from John, Jeanne, and Brittany.

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tedu honked 06 Nov 2024 14:01 -0500

Ah, yup, here we go.

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tedu bonked 05 Nov 2024 14:58 -0500
original: tedu@honk.tedunangst.com

By this time tomorrow I expect everyone to have memorized the names of all 67 Pennsylvania counties. There will be a quiz.

tedu honked 05 Nov 2024 13:55 -0500

So what's the difference between a ballot harvester and a ballot chaser? Can't wait to see what new grift tomorrow holds.

Ballot Chasers in PA for Trump are running on fumes. We desperately need sponsors:

tedu honked 31 Oct 2024 19:33 -0400

Update: the America PAC sent an email that they're working on my freedom check, please be patient.

tedu honked 31 Oct 2024 18:05 -0400

How fucking dumb do you need to be to text your secrets to a stranger?

It's Steve Garvey, I want to keep this message secret but I'm taking a risk and sending it to you directly:

tedu honked 31 Oct 2024 15:26 -0400

DZ: a terrifying tale to terrify the younglings

DZ: a terrifying tale to terrify the younglings

Was at my college reunion recently. A current student snuck into the reception and was going around asking everyone, "excuse me, what do you think of all the genocide the university is doing?"

All around her, a chorus of answers. "Excuse me, but you're standing between me and the wine spritz I paid $200 for."

The light in her eyes dimmed to nothing with the grim realization that she was standing in a hall of mirrors, staring at her future self.

Happy Halloween!