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tedu honked 07 Oct 2025 18:49 -0400

Me coming back after lunch to see what the chatbot has coded up.

“The vibes were great,” said Ventresca, who had turned her cap inside out after the Dodgers put four runs on the board to take a commanding lead. “But the ending was not.”

tedu honked 07 Oct 2025 18:24 -0400

Current read is Tomorrow & Tomorrow & Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin. A few chapters in, and it's pretty big on the Oregon trail and duck hunt nostalgia, but not entirely obsessed with itself like ready player one.

tedu honked 07 Oct 2025 16:30 -0400

Hannah asked if Dov cared which programming language they used.

"Why would I care? They're all identical. They all can suck my dick. And I mean that literally. You have to make whatever programming language you use suck your dick. It needs to serve you." Dov looked over at Hannah. "You don't have a dick, so clit, what-ever. Pick the programming language that is going to make you come."

Hannah laughed nervously and avoided Dov's eyes. "So, Java is good?" Hannah said quietly. "Some people I know don't, like, respect Java, but—"

"Respect Java? Seriously, fuck whoever said that. Whatever. Pick the programming language that is going to make me come," Dov added.

tedu honked 07 Oct 2025 16:07 -0400

Sadie liked the phrase "an abundance of caution." It reminded her of a murder of crows, a flock of seagulls, a pack of wolves. She imagined that "caution" was a creature of some kind-maybe, a cross between a Saint Bernard and an elephant. A large, intelligent, friendly animal that could be counted on to defend the Green sisters from threats, existential and otherwise.

tedu honked 07 Oct 2025 15:02 -0400

Has science gone too far? How many sours do we really need?

A new type of sour candy

tedu honked 07 Oct 2025 11:59 -0400

Was about to read something that would make me angry, switched tabs, and now I've lost it and can't remember what it was. But I want to be angry!

tedu honked 06 Oct 2025 16:20 -0400

I regret to inform you that people are bamboozled by percentages. If the number of blue marbles goes from 4 to 6, that's 50% growth, but it doesn't mean 50% of the thousands of marbles in my giant marble jar are blue.

tedu honked 03 Oct 2025 14:44 -0400

New taysplainers are dropping.

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tedu honked 03 Oct 2025 14:17 -0400

"Bari Weiss to be named top editor at CBS News"

Why? Nobody is going to start watching CBS because they think she's going to "fix" it; they're just going to call her a sell out. And it's not going to help retain existing viewers at all.

tedu honked 03 Oct 2025 01:57 -0400

Was going to buy a book, but noticed an amazon review said it had too many comma splices.

tedu honked 01 Oct 2025 18:15 -0400

Nobody told me there was a fast and the furious in space anime called redline.

tedu honked 01 Oct 2025 14:13 -0400

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tedu honked 01 Oct 2025 13:04 -0400

Make Pfizer stock healthy again.

Number go up