honk.tedunangst.com

The Wawa app reset logins, and I didn't know the password, but then my phone autofilled it. Smash :bell: and subscribe for more uplifting stories about technology improving our lives.

tedu honked back 11 May 2025 17:26 -0400
in reply to: https://gotosocial.i.eta.st/users/eta/statuses/01JV0K0SRPJQTPWRA4V32EAQ01

@eta I'd be more concerned you're in an area that sees sufficient emergency vehicle operation as to merit a sign.

tedu honked 11 May 2025 14:27 -0400

What if the DOS is coming from inside the house? People will never learn.

Cloudflare blocking site because owner hasn't paid up

tedu honked back 10 May 2025 20:11 -0400
in reply to: https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/114486290030443471

@sjb oh, I misread uppermost as top of screen. Top of stack would be pretty annoying.

tedu honked back 10 May 2025 20:08 -0400
in reply to: https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/114486275158747321

@sjb did somebody prank your wallpaper?

tedu honked 10 May 2025 14:00 -0400

Looks like it's pokesaturday. The pikachusers are roaming the park.

tedu honked back 10 May 2025 03:07 -0400
in reply to: https://honk.aria.company/u/cptn/h/LS7CsqK9Y4133BQ1wl

@cptn azorius follows the lemmy way of sending posts to the group, where it wraps things up twice. Announce(Create(Page)). Pleroma is probably trying to fetch the Create activity? But they don't actually exist, just the page object.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 22:51 -0400

This is deranged. Pretty sure Google has the right to call it whatever they want.

Mexico has sued Google for changing the Gulf of Mexico’s name to “Gulf of America” for Google Maps users in the United States.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/09/mexico-google-lawsuit-gulf-of-mexico

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 22:36 -0400
in reply to: https://honk.tedunangst.com/u/tedu/h/sX1lM649qTGpg9s2kR

I think this only works if you pronounce errata with a long e.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 22:35 -0400

If you apply the errata online, you apply the rata in real life.

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 22:17 -0400
in reply to: https://mstdn.io/users/sjb/statuses/114481096142397442

@sjb oh, there's an idea. What if the password is actually base64 encoded geo coordinates for a stash of the real secret? But what if it's encoded as NY Times crossword clues?

tedu honked 09 May 2025 22:01 -0400

Don’t look now, but a confirmed gamer is leading the Catholic Church

Prevost played Wordle

gamer

Wordle

tedu honked 09 May 2025 21:32 -0400

WOT spinoff movie Logain when?

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 21:21 -0400
in reply to: https://shigusegubu.club/objects/ad50560a-366c-49ec-a3e3-ef5354e3a6ea

@hj strong name, good vibes, great guy.

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 21:08 -0400
in reply to: https://shigusegubu.club/objects/eb31034f-9416-4dc8-9704-deca9bacb1f3

@hj Octavian, slimy bastard, only an eighth of a man, not to be trusted.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 21:05 -0400

Honknet transparency report: the database contains two honks with the word "codpiece", both by the same user.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 21:02 -0400

You mean to tell me that Julius fucking Caesar made this salad?

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 20:33 -0400
in reply to: https://queer.hacktivis.me/objects/c6330439-0a52-4e37-aae3-07d4ed85c9cb

@lanodan just one more audio daemon bro. i promise bro just one more service and we'll fix all the bugs bro. it's just a bigger process bro. please just one more. one more daemon and we'll figure out audio muxing bro. bro cmon just give me one more systemd.rc and we'll solve audio i promise bro. bro bro please we just need to build one more process.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 20:26 -0400

A single line of obfuscated Go code wiped entire disks clean. Could your project be next?

I'm going to guess no. Is there a prize for guessing correctly? Because really, I'd like to double down; I'll go 2:1 honk will not be next.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 20:18 -0400

Rather than cracking an actual password itself, the outlet cracks hashes, which are scrambled versions of reproducible text generated by software.

Uhm, what would it mean to crack the actual password itself? Running strcmp?

Why is every news article about password hashing/cracking utterly deranged?

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/nvidia-rtx-5090-can-crack-an-8-digit-passcode-in-just-3-hours

tedu honked 09 May 2025 19:43 -0400

I don't understand the mentality of the nitwit who cuts down a tree then denies it. Like at least "it was an evil tree and needed to go" is an ethos, but "nah bro, wasn't me" when there's pretty compelling evidence? That's basically an admission you're a compulsive idiot.

https://www.wsj.com/world/uk/men-found-guilty-of-felling-famous-tree-in-moronic-mission-that-gripped-u-k-7153199e

tedu honked 09 May 2025 19:00 -0400

It's been one year since the apple squish ad when all the very smarts proclaimed this is the end, Apple has offended their core customers and nobody will ever again buy their products and they are basically bankrupt.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 18:54 -0400

All these ding dongs talking about the Chicago pope when he's clearly a Nova pope.

tedu honked 09 May 2025 18:20 -0400

Omg, the burning.

An example of this is the new Windows 11 calculator that can take several seconds to start because it loads junk like the Windows 10 Hello for Business account recovery helper library!
Why? Because it has currency conversion, which uses a HTTP library, which has corporate web proxy support, which needs authentication, which needs WH4B account support, which can get locked out, which needs a recovery helper UI. In a calculator. That you can launch unless you have already logged in successfully and is definitely not the “right place” for account recovery workflows to be kicked off.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43941403

tedu bonked 09 May 2025 17:58 -0400
original: GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

Tried the new Dune MMO. Got eaten by a sandworm an hour in, while trying to build shelter from the sun while dying of sunburn and lack of water. Lost all my stuff. Quite realistic really. 🫡

tedu honked 09 May 2025 16:10 -0400

Logs from humungus, my hg server, getting hit by the go module proxy. Notice the time stamps. The entire Google cloud decided to clone this repo (a full clone from scratch, not an update) at the same time. And then it finally backs off. This is why the mod proxy is restricted. They get one clone, and then they get 429s until they learn to behave.

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tedu honked 09 May 2025 13:19 -0400

When a bad zic ruins your whole weekend.

https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-cvs&m=174673851221185&w=2

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 13:17 -0400
in reply to: https://mitra.social/objects/0196b5f6-54a5-356f-0a97-7e0024c6802c

@silverpill not very. They shuffled the fields around and changed the format a bit, but it was an afternoon of work. I only did verification. Double knocking requires more state, so I'm just going to wait.

tedu honked back 09 May 2025 13:15 -0400
in reply to: https://hollo.social/@hongminhee/0196b48e-955c-7494-8010-625d06261afa

@hongminhee I should be able to receive your replies here. Verification passed at least some of the RFC tests.

tedu honked 08 May 2025 20:27 -0400

Nowhere in the bible does it say the pope can be a woke marxist. Checkmate, atheists.

tedu honked 08 May 2025 13:46 -0400

Hahaha, guy on HN asks why HN doesn't make the TV it wants instead of buying adware first crap? My dude, you think this is a forum for problem solvers?

tedu honked 08 May 2025 12:48 -0400

Heh, so llvm discovered that too many threads are too many.

https://github.com/llvm/llvm-project/commit/da68d2164efcc1f5e57f090e2ae2219056b120a0

Somewhere in time and space, things are happening.